Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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