There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
ugly people sure do ruin things
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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