I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'm always down for nudity.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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