Kiss
Puke
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
She bit a glass in half.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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