if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
This is the high leading the old right now
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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