we're blogging at a bar
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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