guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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