they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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