My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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