Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
We left the knife in your bed.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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