no, he came in my armpit
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
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He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sorry about my life...
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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