no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize