LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
