Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
My day in three words: secret purse cake
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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