I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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