check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
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He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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