but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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