Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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