Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
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We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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