Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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