Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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