OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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