i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I will be naked everywhere
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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