she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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