no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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