yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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