Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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