so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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