I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
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We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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