my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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