This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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