Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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