She announced her abortion via fbk
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
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We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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