Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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