Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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