@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Randomize
