Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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