Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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