doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I need to sanitize my soul.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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