Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
