we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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