Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My breasts were aching with rage.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
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I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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