I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
id be glad to
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
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So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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