it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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