Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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