I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm bleeding and have questions
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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