I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
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I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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