Me. At least after what I've been through.
he was CRYING into my vagina
i used baking grease as lip gloss
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
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He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Shame is for Republicans.
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