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You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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