Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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