I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
