you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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