Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
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I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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