I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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