You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I intend to get homeless drunk
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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