i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
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No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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